Dog Trouble

Nothing like an old classic…

 

Well, hello there Brian…

Top of the tree in terms of modern day matinee idols…who could be more suave, sardonic and cosmopolitan than Family Guy’s inimitable Brian?

This weed-smoking, Martini-shaking, wife-swapping hottie is currently working on a novel, though he’s had stints at the carwash, waiting tables and a job as a porno film director. Inbetween times he also trained with the dog detection unit, where he took to his role somewhat enthusiastically and ended up with a cocaine habit and slept with a prostitute called Tina. As fans will know his one true love, is of course Lois…but that’s not to say he’s averse to a little canine action when he can get it.

Brian may have something of a chequered past, but somehow that just makes him all the more irresistible, in a ‘I know he’s no good but I just gotta go there’ kind of way.

See him in action, here.

FLAP STATS: Size: Small to Medium. Type: Button. Flappability: 7. Strokiness: 6. Special comments: Although Brian’s ears are not his most distinguishing feature, they do have a certain subtle charm.