Dogs’ Ears popped into the Museum of Conceptual Art and was delighted to discover this fascinating exhibit.

‘At first glance, the substance in question appears to be ordinary dog dejecta. However, by zooming in to the photo at a trillion times the original resolution, submicroscopic analysis reveals left turns in the protein strands.’

The jury is still out. What do you think? Sophisticated new age trickery or genuine canine phenomena?