Irish water spaniel Francesca Ferrari is a one-time Italian movie siren who is now the mama of 22 pups from 3 fathers – her director and one true love Fabio Fellini, Bruno Bulldog a Brooklyn-based boxer and Paolo Pitbull, a tough-guy mobster she tries to forget. Francesca is a matriarch to the end and fusses over her brood tirelessly, spoiling the boys with Gucci bling and fattening the girls up on huge plates of Wagiatelli al Boneo. The Ferrari family holiday in Stromboli, not that she gets much of a break!

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As you can probably guess, here at Dogs’ Ears we think dogs and ears and art ain’t arf bowser!

But what’s exactly is ART? And what is Dog Art? And what about Dog Ear Art? For the definitive discussion on this contentious issue check out this video from Creature Comforts..

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We thought Naomi had been uncharacteristically quiet of late, but it seems that trip to New York was more eventful than she let on! It seems she might have got her tail in twist – but when we said we needed the ultimate ‘flappability’ we didn’t mean to say she should run round town getting IN a flap. What could have set this feisty pin-up off this time? Will she really have to go to court? And was it one Wooftini too many in Poodle Class that tipped her over the edge? Now, in a SHOCKING EXCLUSIVE she speaks out about the air rage incident on the Dogs’ Ears video chat site that has just GONE LIVE.

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Max ‘Tha Tapz’ is a very over excited wanna-be tap dancer. Under Victor Bernstein’s guidance he has made it to the third round of Wag-Factor and is tipped to win. A Vancouver born lad, from a modest home, he is set on experiencing everything. His girl is really proud of him, as are his parents. Worried that his cross-dressing habits are getting out of control – he knows that the stage is where he needs to be.

‘I may be small, but W-factor – that’s WOW factor between you and me – ain’t about size! No sir! I got the moves…I got the grooves! I got the flaps, I does the taps!’

VOTE FOR MAX – TEXT – TOP TAPPING POODLE to 1-800-WAG FACTOR.*

*All calls cost 75 boneos a minute from a landline and 499 boneos per second from a mobile. You must be over 37 (dog years) to use this number, if not make sure you run it by your human companion before you press those pads!

Feng Po-Po is a feisty Chihuahua cross and a mile-a-minute chat star who could yap for all Asia in the Beijing Olympics! She is also the Chinese Goddess of Winds, which can sometimes be a little hard to control! Luckily she is only little, so the aromas, while pungent, stay close to the ground.

She is also an interior designer, Feng Shui and Chinese Horoscope Expert, who likes a game of Mah Jong with the ladies. Born in the Year of the Fire Dog, she speaks fluent Mandarin and is really rather clever – she also has a degree in Maths. (Just don’t ask her to tot up the dinner bill – as she is a firm believer that ‘addition is for bean counters!’)

One half of Turkey’s top TV comedy Duo, E & M, Erdem rarely appears alone but since his partners much publicised ‘incident’ in 2007 with Tolga the Terrier and Dachshund Duman, he’s been making a solo name for himself on the stand-up circuit. Only a young orphan himself, he is always bailing his little sister out of trouble, as she gets into all kinds of mischief with her band The Stray Packs.