Dog Humour

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever – The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie – Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
3. Dachshund – You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp.
4. Rottweiler – Make me.
5. Boxer – Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab – Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier – I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog – Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel – Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua – Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”
12. Greyhound – It isn’t moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd – First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
14. Poodle – I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.