Guido is an embarrassed Spanish dog who fancies himself as a bit of a casanova – but can’t believe he’s being featured on a dotty pink set. What will the neighbours say if they see him here? He’s also a gossip monger: if you want to know who’s doing what with who on the calles then Guido’s the dog in the know. Guido plays flamenco guitar and to make ends meet he also works as a waiter at the local bar El Perro Loco.
‘Ola! Hi. Bienvenidos. Wilkommen. As you can tell I am quite the international playboy. That is why even though I am telling them – not pink, red, because fiery like the toros, the bulls you know? they are still doing this pink. But I do not care about the pink. I am dog enough to take it. So…has oido como el website Dogs’ Ears es lo mas interesante y el unico sitio en el mundo donde se puede encontrar y ‘chat’ con perros internationales? Y que perritos locos! Las mamas son muy muy caliente! So hot, so hot for me! You know what I saying? Hombre! I have to fight them off with the sticks…pues, this is how it is for a dog macho, non? And I tell you another thing…that blonde beauty from the house by the lamp post is pregnant – apparently they have no idea of the father…it is a disgrace! Imagine such a thing! No pup of mine would be …ah, conyo! Look at the time…my shift starts in 15 minutes and I haven’t even tuned my guitar..I see you next Friday! Yes? Yes. You know you can’t miss it. Hasta luego amigos!’
